toriana2nice:

good morning girls our idealized selves can be our actual selves if we’re disciplined enough to put the work in 😘

hello tumblr it’s me! i miss when everyone was here instagram sucks :/ 

anxietyproblem:

theoceanismyrealmom:

manie-sans-delire-x:

my washing machine wrote this when i jammed a comforter in there wrong

monetizeyourcat:

deathpup:

theanti90smovement:

every person who reblogs this will grow a new bone. Ha ha have fun!

WOAH

LOVE my new bone

elliebeanz:

when the months keep passing by even though you’re not in the head space to emotionally process them and you realize it is impossible to escape the passage of time

turnstilefan:

newvegasdyke:

Ok who is this

dankmemesreasonforliving:

theweirdwideweb:

plasmalogical:

brakehagev2:

healthbyholly:

There’s nothing wrong with touching yourself in front of anyone. You can do what you want with your own body whenever and wherever you want. And masturbation and sex are never wrong or “inappropriate” anyway.

this is the funniest thing I’ve read all week

me cranking my hog at the zoo: this is healthy everyone

feetpicdealer:

2025 corporate pride month: exxonmobil posts this pic and says oil is pro LGBT