*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something
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if its for nerds i dont like it. i only like cool things because im a cool guy
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my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another
ah yes…. the smell of victory
I don’t want this.JESUS CHRIST I JUST HAD A STROKE
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a childrens drink with codeine called juicy drank
